Don't want mommy walking you back to your bed? Want to find a way to get her to let you sleep in her bed? It's easy!
1. In your sweetest, most polite voice, very quietly call her name close to her ear. This will guarantee she will only partially wake.
2. When she cracks an eye hand her puppy with a very sweet and innocent smile. Make sure to cast your eyes downward a bit for greater effect.
3. Maintain demeanor and hand her monkey and then lion.
4. As soon as she has monkey and lion, slip her your blanket. It is very important to slip this in quickly before the fog in her head starts to clear.
5. As soon as you've handed everything off to her, hold your arms up and sweetly say "up pease". If you can time this all to happen prior to the fog clearing, she'll be so confused by the blanket she will pick you up and snuggle you in before she realizes what she is doing.
6. Stay very quiet. Once the fog clears, she'll think you are asleep and will be afraid to move you.
Success!
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