Little Man went to his first wedding today. I was dreading the church ceremony. I wasn't sure how he'd behave. I talked to him last night and this morning. I explained what would happen and how he had to be quiet during the ceremony. He did great. Not a peep except to shush his parents who had the nerve to talk in church before the ceremony started.
On the way home this afternoon I complimented his behavior for the day. His response?
"Sometimes I poop when I'm quiet so I can't be quiet anymore."
