Saturday, March 13, 2010

Middle Age

The average life expectancy in the US is 77.7 years. For convenience, I will round it up to 80. That would mean, you reach the half-way point of your life at the age of 40. Hence the term middle age correct?

Well there is reality and then there is my reality. In my reality, middle age does not start until 50.

As I approach 49 middle age will start at 60.

You see where this is going.

But this is my logic and my logic ROCKS. I dare anyone to try to argue otherwise.

1 comment:

  1. Oh wow...see, I was thinking I'd live to like 117 or something, so technically, middle age really won't be until my 60's. :D

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